Couch
Verse1
I get bored too easily,
There goes my baby with the bath water
And last night's beer made me seem sincere
Though I don't have much to offer

Because I put all my eggs in the blue milk crate
Basket on the back of my bike,
And I get drunk to be brave enough
To get you to stay the night

Prechorus
I get too scared to ever slow down
(Bop bop bop bop bop bop ba da )
I get too high to ever get the lowdown
(Doooo do do .... Do do do dooooo )

Verse 2
I get scared too easily,
There goes your baby, out the back door
Left cement in your head, intent in your bed,
Your dignity dead and my skirt on your floor

But the truth is that I'm gonna just head home,
I'm gonna get real sad, I'm gonna get real stoned
I'll regret it, forget it, resent it,
...... And leave it alone

Prechorus
I get too scared to ever slow down
(Bop bop bop bop bop bop ba da )
I get too high to ever get the lowdown
(Doooo do do .... Do do do dooooo)

Chorus
But ah ah honey, why ya bumming me out
I just want to make out on your couch
Ah ah Honey, what ya talkin about
I just wanna get it on on your couch
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Oooh-ooh Whooo Whoo Whoo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Oooh-ooh Whooo Whoo Whoo

Verse 3 (piano and vocals only)
I get bored too easily,
There goes my baby with the bath water
And last night's beer made me seem sincere
Though I don't have much to offer

Because I put all my eggs in the blue milk crate
Basket on the back of my bike,
And I get drunk to be brave enough
To get you to stay the night

Prechorus (band comes back in)
I get too scared to ever slow down
(Bop bop bop bop bop bop ba da )
I get too high to ever get the lowdown
(Doooo do do .... Do do do dooooo )

Chorus
But ah ah honey, why ya bumming me out
I just want to make out on your couch
Ah ah Honey, what ya talkin about
I just wanna get it on on your couch

Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Oooh-ooh Whooo Whoo Whoo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Whoo-oo- Whooooo
Oooh-ooh Whooo Whoo Whoo

Breakdown
(whisper-talk)
But ah ah honey, why ya bumming me out
I just want to get it on on your couch
Ah ah Honey, what ya talkin about
I just wanna make out
(a capella) on your couch
 
Chorus reprise
But ah ah honey, why ya bumming me out
I just want to make out on your couch
Ah ah Honey, what ya talkin about
I just wanna get it on on your couch

I just wanna, I just wanna
I just wanna, I just wanna
Whoo -hoo whoooo
I just wanna, I just wanna
I just wanna
make out
(a capella) on your couch